"The human torch was denied a bank loan" - Ron Burgundy
Okay so I'm done with my Discover card I just made my final payment over the phone for a toaster I purchased in 1999. LOL
Fuck you Discover Card, I hate you, you're a liar! You deceitful bastard! I despise the day I got you. You're the Bane of my existence.
"I raise havoc like giving Mobb Deep a booster chair, stupid i'm uncouth and in the booth I'm rare" - Jean Grae
.@therealelp @OnlyHipHopFacts - LOL
RT. OnlyHipHopFacts: would u tell our followers an unknown fact about you? <- my farts smell like expensive cologne http://t.co/emKdWFWayz
RT. @OnlyHipHopFacts: @pharoahemonch would you tell our followers an unknown fact about you? <- My farts smell like lemon flavored Kool-Aid
RT. @muveewriter: @pharoahemonch Liza minelli..lol... <- Bring on the hate we're Mets fans our skin is thick!
We have history we have Lee Mazzilli!
RT @stybur19: @pharoahemonch sorry the Mets are a joke and don't care about winning.
RT @mondomuzic: @pharoahemonch Mets tried with Pedro Martinez...still no ring
RT @geenice: @pharoahemonch yeah we just take players like Cone, strawberry, and Gooden and win rings
I'm excited to watch the SCC game tomorrow! Suck City Championship game!
Knicks vs Nets, Oh boy this is gonna be a basketball clinic.
.@LISASISSORHANDS you thought wrong! scientific proof why your brain is 1/3 the size of mine.
Hey, I guess the Yankees won the winter back page World Series once again.